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3 second spin cycle

the act of giving a dirty article of clothing (esp. a shirt) a heavy dose of spray deodorant to mask any smell or foul odor. usually done in an emergency where all other items are dirty or otherwise unusable or the item is just well liked.
yo whats that smell?

sorry man, 3 second spin cycle

o gotcha
by sparky420 July 2, 2010
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synchro-defecation cycle

The synchro-defecation theory holds that the defecation patterns of individuals who live together tend to become synchronized over time. The phenomenon is glaringly evident when said individuals share one bathroom.

Similar to the McClintock effect, the theory that the menstrual cycles of women who live together, such as in homes, prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, or barracks, tend to become synchronized over time.
Man: "I had to shit in the tub this morning 'cause my girl got to the toilet first. "

Friend: "Damn, that synchro-defecation cycle is a bitch, ain't it?"
by g1bs0n June 2, 2011
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the bitch cycle

A cycle of Bitchery that starts with one bitch gossiping to another bitch about a bitch leading to the bitch hearing the gossip to continue the cycle. Also called "The BC"
Bruh, Brittany gossiped about me to Rosa so I told Shauna about it and she told Brittany. I guess I'm stuck in the bitch cycle.
by MuthMaster March 18, 2016
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Upside-Down Circle

A perfect circle that goes against the traditional norms of not having a proper "Top, Bottom, or Side" and instead live their lives upside-down. These types of circles are near impossible to discern from those who conform to the standard rules of circultry, as the only true difference exists only on a social level and not physical. These circles are frequently found flipped vertically, with their "top" touching the ground and their "bottom" aiming straight up. Similar in concept to a he/him lesbian albeit only exhibited by perfect circles rather than humans without self-awareness. In some cases the two terms may be swapped, usually in the form of sarcasm, or to poke fun at any instance of contradicting traits.
"He's a solid color on the inside, and a solid border on the outside; I don't get what he means when he says he's an "Upside-Down Circle." "
"It's not supposed to make sense, Cheren. I'm an upside-down circle and you just have to accept that."
by Fat ol chongus August 19, 2018
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The Keegan Cycle

The most retarded shit you'll ever see in your life. Naturally it's a spawn of keegan's broken ass brain.

1. "But this is true"

2. Makes an argument.

3. Is proven wrong.

4. Says "no"

5. Repeat

Don't let keegan's half-assed attempts at renaming this "the chris cycle" fool you, only he could make an argument this retarded.
"Ok but what you just said is in direct contradiction to what Chet said"

"No"

"Classic example of the keegan cycle"
by betterthankeegan October 18, 2018
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Puff the circle fence

Pounding so hard you break the condom.
Jared is such a god in the bedroom that he decides to puff the circle fence every time. Don't bother with protection.
by juglord69420 May 28, 2019
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Hitting the Cycle

Having sexual intercourse with individuals born in four different decades. Hitting the cycles in order (for example 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, 90’s) is known as a Straight Cycle.
Holy cow! Brian just finished Hitting the Cycle after banging that millennial chick!
by DrGnome November 9, 2019
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