Canada's history

Extremely kinky sex, involving saran wrap, a hot glue gun, and a chicken. A term made popular by satirical news show host Stephen Colbert.

Met a chick at a bar the other day and she said let's go back to my place and find out about 'canada's history' and I felt my pits begin to sweat.

by TaakaTaaka February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act, typically performed by rubbing ones feet on a man's unusually scruffy beard, while simultaneously stimulating the vagina of an opossum currently tied to a croquet bat and drenched in stinky cheese. The name is derived from the frequent use of this sexual act by the people of Canada, and its most famous instance of preventing a US-Canadian territory despute in 1846 when President James Polk performed this with Charles Metcalfe in a mutual agreement of ceasefire.

I thought she may have even been 'the one', but she left town when I asked her to do Canada's History with me last night.

by thekaji March 18, 2010

Canadadian

Someone who lives in Canada and is Canadian.

Cody: Where you from and what's your nationality?
Mike: I'm fucking Canadadian bitch!

by RUBIX420 January 2, 2010

Canada's History

The most deplorable sexual act ever imagined involving a Moose's head, a bottle of syrup, and The Stanley Cup, as outlined by Stephen Colbert.

"Dude your mom just got a big lesson on Canada's History"

by Darkanis February 5, 2010

Canada Dry

A broad term for casual buttplay of a peculiar and suspect nature by individuals called Marcus.

*Man in tweed walks up stairs: " I need some Canada Dry}". Woof, Woof.

by PerthBabe May 16, 2015

Canada

A country that doesn't really exist.

Person 1: Have you ever been to Canada? Person 2: Hell no, it doesn't exist!

by King of Seattle February 27, 2019

Canada's History

As defined by Stephen Colbert:

a) pure jaw-dropping badassery
b) an undefined illicit sex act involving a pair of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Man 1: Did you have a good time at that party last night?
Man 2: Oh yeah! We got our Canada's History on last night!

by snapcrakklepop February 5, 2010