Graham Cracker

Name given to a God Created Bi-racial , vibrant, intelligent, considerate black male, that has a college degree, flies airplanes, has written a book and has a US Patent, and has never acted like a stereotypical negro, always tried to better himself and loves his mother. The one calling him a graham cracker, smokes weed, drinks brown liquor, has never did shit with his life, has lived in a roach infested apt, has displayed all out jealousy, always has been that negative negro, and pretends to be a saint, buying a house with Executor of the Will money, pretending that he has done some shit. But calls the good one a Graham Cracker. Negro Please.

Hi, I have never done shit with my life and I resent you because I was my own anchor and since you have light skin, and mine is darker than yours, hey, everyone needs a scapegoat, so since you do the right things and I smoke weed and drink brown liquor, I am going to for no God Damned reason, call you a “Graham Cracker”.

by MetaG February 25, 2018

cracker

just a guess of mine-cracker=stereotype name for a white person. The name might have come from the tradition of andy griffith tv show-like white man run- general store, where old geezer white men would play checkers on top of a wooden cracker barrel.

Maybe charlie knows how to fix your motorcycle.

Shoot! That old cracker can't fix anything made after Noah's ark!

by mr. stuart June 14, 2004

cracker jacks

a term used for jacking crackers.

"I just opened a box of cracker jacks and all i got was this bullshit fannypack."

"last night i went to the ballgame and I had me a 3 boxes of cracker jack, nigga you should have seen it. I got like 4 cell phones, a passport, and some paper. And from this one box i even got that bitches phone number"

by G E April 28, 2008

Cracker

A white person of european descent that usually has a red neck, with a garlicy smell taht is also ugly.

That cracker over there has a gay look on his face.

by yassir shah ( Arab power) January 21, 2008

cracker

A term used to try to piss white people off. It is not nearly as offensive as racist terms used on other groups simply because whites oppressed all other groups of people and basically owned the world. Why would someone be insulted if they were called "cracker" when crackers were able to conquer the globe with superior technology. Not very offensive. On the other hand the word nigger or chink is offensive when said by a white person blacks and asians were pushed around by whites. Slavery, Interment Camps. Although genocide is a horrible thing it is undeniable that whites conquered the world

Hitler, Napoleon, Eistein, Isaac Newton, Slavery, Interment Camps, Holocaust- All crackers who made unbelieveable discoveries or conquered much of the world and were able to because of their intelligence.

by DealWithIt February 15, 2008

Cracker Factor

It's a rating that guys give girls scaled by the amount of crackers they would tolerate them eating in bed, putting up with the inconvenience of all the crumbs.

"what's her cracker factor?"

"I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating crackers!"

"She's alright, i would let her eat 3 crackers, then that's it, she's gone"

by jayjayuk October 19, 2009

cracker

In today's world, a term used in a racial manner against white people.

The term actually refers to a slave driver that would crack the whip against a slave that would step out of line...
When this is considered, anyone using the word 'cracker' is actually lowering themselves To being owned by the person they're using the term against.
I usually laugh when I hear this term being used. It really shows the mentality of some ignorant people low enough to show racism.

Yo, cracker, whatchu starin' at?

by This.Girlie May 9, 2011