shave the chicken

To shave the chicken is a common phrase to point out the need to make a decision without f*ing around. It is the opposite of procrastinating.

"All right guys, let's not shave the chicken here and do it"
"We really need to stop shave that chicken."

by kevinschwarz January 24, 2018

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Crack Chicken

A recipe involving chicken breasts slow cooked in Ranch dressing. Also popularly done in pressure cookers.

I came home to a crock pot of crack chicken for dinner.

by DundasDict January 25, 2018

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Chicken Tippin’

Repeatedly inserting and removing the tip of the penis in and out of the anal orifice. Penetration is ever made beyond the bellend.

May also be performed with a sex toy but it’s just not the same.

I was chicken tippin’ Rachel last night. She’s got a hungry little winker.

My oring is very tender today. Hemorrhoids? No. Was chicken tippin’ last night with a guy I picked up.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

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chicken eggz

bit of a legendary youtuber. catches predators. he is cool af.

oh man, i hope chicken eggz uploads today!

by daniellecohnsgrandma December 8, 2019

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Chicken 5

The absolute worst thing to ever affront humanity. To know the true definition before one’s 18th birthday will unleash a ravenous curse. Chicken 7 is always okay but never, not ever, chicken 5...

As a family, they were certainly Chicken 7 but never, not ever, Chicken 5

by Chicken 6.5 March 30, 2020

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