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Whores breakfast

When a man pours a cracked egg inside his companions asshole. She then farts the egg into the frying pan, cooks it and eats it.
Would you like a whores breakfast
by Deltacash April 12, 2023
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Left foot volley breakfast

The art of smacking a football with a sweet connection on your left peg while in the volleying position!
Also a term recognized by the beastly buzzard and his horde of bizzards when they harvest their honey
"Jono definitely had his left foot volley breakfast before he smacked that ball into the goal"
by Sutas October 27, 2009
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Propper Belgum Breakfast

The action of cracking one raw egg into a womans cooter and then engaging in sexual intercourse.
I gave that cheerleader a propper belgum breakfast.
by Bill M. Butlicker May 11, 2010
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Shingle Inn Breakfast

A gathering of gloryholes found in a gay getaway cottage. Four men will fill the wholes whilst one man will drop to his knees and begin eating. A shingle inn breakfast is only complete when the man has chewed all four sausages and swallowed all four egg whites.
Chris "Dude Jay's just devoured a shingle inn breakfast in 5 minutes"
Geoff " Yeah man he's a regular at the cottage, we gotta stock up on men when that kids in town, he can go through 12 egg whites a sitting if hes on form"
by timmy75 June 9, 2011
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Aunt Jemima Breakfast

When you wake up in bed next to a fat black woman with a sweet taste in your mouth.
I don't know what happened last night but at least i woke up to an Aunt Jemima Breakfast instead of a ben from boston!
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Healthy balanced breakfast

eating your girlfriend out while she wakes up
Yeah Janine! I woke up and he was down on me getting his healthy balanced breakfast!
by anon23432 August 17, 2015
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Eleventh-Hour Breakfast

An Eleventh-Hour Breakfast is a breakfest meal that consists of an apple, a container of yoghurt, four pieces of bacon, a can of baked beans, a slice of buttered bread, and fish fingers and custard.
I just had the best eleventh-hour breakfast!
by NeverEatPears December 28, 2019
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