john bateson

Likes to swing both ways, thinks he knows it all, but a very nice guy deep down

Hot sexy bisexual john bateson

by Wee john November 4, 2013

Bathroom-Bate

The act of staying in the bathroom an extra length of time to masturbate. Also see Febreze Fap

Mmmmm....that felt so fucking good i dont think i'll ever be able to beat that Bathroom-Bate.

by king of the porcelain throne May 16, 2014

waffle beater

When a male with a rather large shaft takes no consideration of care when having intercourse with a female. No care or consideration was taken when entering the woman's vagina..

Also a male slut who will sleep with any woman. Woman with particularly grotesque looking vaginas.

"The man has a waffle beater"

"He's an absolute waffle beater that bloke." will sleep with anything

by Sergeant Squid November 23, 2016

Wife Beater

A shirt most commonly worn by men, that has straps and is composed of semi-elastic fibers. Usually seen on men with beer-bellies that are known to practice domestic violence, hence their name

Those Hanes wife beaters are nice man, how much were they?

by R3alities January 26, 2017

egg beater

Sticking a hand held electronic mixer shoving it in a girl vagina on her period an turn it on from high to low. This is how a red pancake is made or how a blue waffle is started.

The egg beater is on tonight.

Egg beater

by Jonney blender March 22, 2017

john bates

That one football coach who knows it all, four-eyed little prick who always acts like it's his way or the high way in order to hide the fact that's he's never had a date in his life. All around your typically douchebag.

That guy is acting like a real John Bates, what a dick!

by Mrs John Bates April 17, 2017

hehaw bate

A redneck who is stupid therefore people use them to test out stupid plans. Or the first one to do something stupid.

Savanah and Colton are such hehaw bate

by Whatupcuh1234 August 14, 2017