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juice bears

Derived from "making bears," originally popularized as a euphemism for a bowel movement by Mrs. Cartman of South Park fame, making "juice bears" is when you are stricken with diarrhea.
Oh, man, I had Mexican for lunch, and I totally made juice bears in the office john.
by Victor Spoilz June 16, 2010
mugGet the juice bearsmug.

feeding the bears

that seat cover is feeding the bears at the chicken coop
by synister43 July 11, 2011
mugGet the feeding the bearsmug.

The Bear and the Dachshund

A large, scratchy, asshole-stretching turd-bomb, followed by a more comfortably sliding-out fecal extrusion. The bear, large and combative, all claws and fangs, makes a big splash as he enters the water, before giving way to the dachshund, designed for slipping easily through holes in the snow to retrieve downed quail.
I feel better now after seeing The Bear and the Dachshund
by sofacall July 22, 2009
mugGet the The Bear and the Dachshundmug.

dust bear

Evolution of the dust bunny, these dust bears are usually seen inside computers that are never cleared of there dusty bunny problem and they evolve into dust bears, who steal your socks.
some guy: Holy cow, your dust bunnies have evolved to dust bears.

you: SOooo
by holycows_onfire April 15, 2009
mugGet the dust bearmug.

Bear Wench

Someone who orders drinks and slides them onto everyone else's tabs and walks out crunk and a $10 bill. Unfortunately Karma is a bitch and that $10 tab evolves into a $5000 legal fee for all the trouble she's bound to get herself in.
Bear Wench: wtf I had 2 beers and a chupakabra and my bill is $150?!?! Where's the bear?!
by Donkz June 30, 2011
mugGet the Bear Wenchmug.

Hallington Bear

1.A name given to a slow (retarded) rugby player that goes to a posh school.

2.A person doing an act of stupidness.
"Look at Hallington Bear running the wrong way!"
"Check the guy with his fly undone... what a Hallington Bear!"
by Peachy McLovin February 24, 2009
mugGet the Hallington Bearmug.

Enviro-Bear

The most accurate simulation of a bear driving a car currently available, and quite possibly the second coming of Jesus.
Who is driving that car? Oh my God, a bear is driving! How can that be?!

ENVIRO-BEAR
by Nugget Op January 8, 2010
mugGet the Enviro-Bearmug.

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