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Max Burnside

1.) The name of one of the lesser-known Confederate commanders in the Civil War. He was an insubordinate commander. Burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.

2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.
1.) Max Burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the Yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.

2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.
by CivilWarInfo November 28, 2011
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Reno Bumps

A raised, red rash on one's genital region, either malignant or benign, symptomatic of a sexually transmitted infection that is currently unknown to medical science.

Commonly contracted after having engaged in sexual congress with a resident of--or while oneself a resident of--Reno, Nevada.
"I was in the shower this morning and I noticed that I've got these weird bumps on my dick."
"Dude! You got the Reno Bumps?"
"What's that?"
"Nobody knows. Probably from that fat chick who got you wasted and took you home the other night!"
by El Ranchero Sucio January 11, 2013
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gander bumps

Like goose bumps but much stronger
goose bumps on steroids
Dude one: I am so excited, I have goose bumps all over me
Dude two: Only goose bumps? I have gander bumps, I am much more excited than you.
by jerry freeman January 19, 2013
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Paul burns

A man who is very easy to describe and define.
Who is Paul burns?
A man who works in an oil yard with stan and who loves the gym. Not a huge fan of Lundy,
by Jessiejott93 December 20, 2013
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gloria burns

To be so drawn out on a drug that you will suck a dirty homeless man's cock for more.
by cumguzzler8o August 4, 2014
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annabelle burns

a chode that likes to shake her booty (but secretly she doesn't have one if you look closely) she enjoys going to boys high dances and getting drunk off one cruiser. She's a mess when she has 2 cruisers and plays in her vom. her titts are 10A. she's a bloddy twelvie on Facebook and secretly loves joseph benny lel
by fmeinthepussy October 15, 2014
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Camel bumps

When you have camel toe and also have goose bumps all over, including your pussy ( hence the term "camel bumps")
Did you see that porno with that really hot chick with big knockers?

Yea, she totally had camel bumps.
by Pussypumper69 May 11, 2014
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