my stoney baby

a term in the 311 song entitled 'My Stoney Baby", possibly refering to a partner to get high with - the gender of the partner is to be determined

in other cases, maybe just a term for a guy to call his girlfriend, or vise versa

Mutt: Whats goin on later?
Jeff: Gonna go drive up to see my stoney baby

by angelsbruins July 25, 2008

Waste a baby

When one proceeds to masturbate and excrete large (or if masturbation has occurred far too frequently) very small amounts of "semen", then one has, in effect, "Wasted a baby" ...

Example 1:

"Dude, Elle is so HOT! Just looking at her makes me want to waste a baby!!"

Example 2:

Person 1 - "What the hell is that smell?"

Person 2 - "I know, it smells like i couldn't help but waste a baby ..."

Person 1 - "Fuck you."

by 2BC and The Syklops April 27, 2009

Lights Off Baby

A baby, one of whom's parents is so ugly, which required conception to occur in a darkened room.

Good god, check out that woman at the swingset with her Lights Off Baby.

by tetrameth June 20, 2010

bath time baby

That one person at a party who takes WAY more drugs than they can handle and then has a freakout in someone else's bathtub. Potentially with or without the door open.

Holy shit! Chad just did two hits of acid and he is full-on bath time baby in will's bathtub!

by The obvious truth May 15, 2016

Buzzer Beater Baby

A buzzer beater baby is a baby that is conceived after the man has gotten a vasectomy. This is possible because after a vasectomy, there are still sperm cells in the vas deferens that can remain there for weeks or months. For this reason, doctors recommend waiting about 20 ejaculations to have unprotected sex. The term "buzzer beater" is used in basketball when a player scores a basket with no time left, similar to impregnating a woman on of the man's last fertile ejaculations.

Ashley: I think I'm pregnant!?!?
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.

by jamescmcnutt December 12, 2018

Bolt up baby

To ready up , to be hype , to get the party started .

Example 1: “Yo! Bolt up baby ! Let’s go ! “

Example 2:
A: ” you mind if I bolt up real quick “
B: “ not at all !”

A: “ boollltt upppp baby !!!”

by Sbr2thliontiger December 24, 2018

Boris Bender Bitch Baby

A common insult used for people who are often reffered to as Boris. Can be used interchangeably with Boris Bender Baby Man, Borisimo, and Boristle Moe.

Person A: Wow look at Boris over there throwing a tantrum because he was called cankle queen.
Person B: What a Boris Bender Bitch Baby.

by McShrekNuggets May 20, 2021