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Axe Bath

The act of dousing yourself in half a can of the most stinky ass (axe) body spray instead of taking a shower, usually by pubescent males who are too lazy to bathe.
I didn't feel like showering yesterday, so I just took an Axe Bath.
by secksysecks December 23, 2019
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Minnesota sponge bath

Minnesota sponge bath
noun

A depraved and unsanitary sexual act involving the use of a sponge soaked in a mixture of water and human feces, which is then rubbed onto the nude body of a recipient. Commonly performed in the stifling heat of a portable toilet, often on extremely hot and humid days, the act is characterized by its filth, foul odor, and intentional violation of physical boundaries. Noted for its extreme nature and association with certain fringe fetishes, the Minnesota sponge bath is widely regarded as one of the most repulsive expressions of sexual deviance.
Person A.. Dude she gave me a Minnesota sponge bath and I can't open my eyes

Person B.. did she do it the whole body??

Person A.. yeah, I think I need to get myself tested.....

Usage: Medical staff were alarmed after the patient described symptoms following a “Minnesota sponge bath” in a festival porta-potty.
by Ethankillerr July 14, 2025
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bath the brown rat

When you go for a big brown poo in the toilet.
God I had a massive curry last night and needed to bath the brown Rat this morning
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Bathing in black

The considerable effort some white people make to surround themselves with black people at business events, sporting events, music industry events and in Hollywood in an effort to seem cool. Strangely, they never want to employ, work with, date or live by these same black people. black people, white people, race
I get so tired of these Hollywood types bathing in black. They love hanging out with black athletes and rappers, but strangely they never seem to find any black actors, producers, directors or studio executives to hire for their movies or tv shows.
by joecoolthefool September 24, 2016
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Mud Bath

To shit in a bowl of hot water, then use the mixture to take a sponge bath.
Steve: Why do you smell so bad man?
Al: I took a nice hot Mud Bath this morning.
by LordKarnos November 12, 2019
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Punk bath

Slang

1) To bathe using very little and soap ( or using only baby wipes) to keep yourself as clean as possible.

2) to wash one's self in a sink at a coffee house, dinner, library restroom, or similar location using only the supplies at hand, such as hand soap and paper towels.
I was homeless for a week and had to duck into the library bathroom to take a punk bath before my job interview.

I feeling super depressed so i just grabbed some wipes and took a punk bath.
by Anon Oxy January 17, 2020
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Bublé Bath

A full hot bath with too much bubblebath, a few candles and Michael Bublé playing in the background. Ultimate relaxation.
Gonna get me a Bublé Bath tonight. Then settle down with a pack of cider and play a sexy video. Coz I am feelin' real tight!!
by Dirtylocks Jackson July 12, 2021
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