Nathan: Did you watch the American football last night?
Lawrence: Is that the sport where men of questionable sexuality covered in plastic jump on top of each other.
Nathan: Yeah, apparently they throw a 'ball' around as some sort of cover for the whole thing.
Lawrence: Is that the sport where men of questionable sexuality covered in plastic jump on top of each other.
Nathan: Yeah, apparently they throw a 'ball' around as some sort of cover for the whole thing.
by Jim Birtwisle February 6, 2008
Get the american football mug.Just another group of people! :) Not fat people who are so dumb they don't know where your or our country is.
Dumb person: mericans are fat and dumb and dnt kno wer der contry or r country is! Tatahahataha!
Smart person: Americans are smarter than you! Now stop stuffing your mouth with pizza! Oh, and instead of sitting around all day why don't you try and finish doing your 2nd grade math.
Dumb person: Becuzzz i haz oter ppl 2 do
Smart person:.....
Smart person: Americans are smarter than you! Now stop stuffing your mouth with pizza! Oh, and instead of sitting around all day why don't you try and finish doing your 2nd grade math.
Dumb person: Becuzzz i haz oter ppl 2 do
Smart person:.....
by Unique252 October 8, 2011
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This school is in london and is not horrible. People pay around £20,000 and it is a great school with laptops and stuff. Some people are afraid of getting mugged because they're rich.
Also known as: ASL
Also known as: ASL
British rudeboy: where you go to school mate?
ASL student: the american school in london
British rudeboy: lets mug em mates
(the student gets mugged)
ORRR.......
british rudeboy: where you go to school mate?
ASL student: QK
British rudeboy: he is one of us
ASL student: the american school in london
British rudeboy: lets mug em mates
(the student gets mugged)
ORRR.......
british rudeboy: where you go to school mate?
ASL student: QK
British rudeboy: he is one of us
by Passmore February 24, 2007
Get the american school in london mug.Any white person born in North America (excluding Canada), as a result of a white slut's excessive cum-swallowing through her vaginal cavity which is also as big as North America, to adhere the crown of the world once Hollywood's Israel nukes the living shit out of Arabs, leaving behind only China and Russia as major imports of child pornography. Contrary to many theories, Americans are not dumbfuck retards, it's only a mere coincidence.
by Cum on me now October 15, 2008
Get the American mug.An American is a person from the two continents of America but generally the USA people think theyre more american
A person who writes in on urbandictionary to defend the USA by indirectly using stereotypical insults such as "...i could say all british people have bad teeth and drink tea but i won't" is a great example of there ability to undermine their own point
An american is a person who has no or very little geographical knowledge of the wider planet and has never heard of Wales
An american is a person, say bill gates, who has pre programmed all microsoft computers with the English language and failing miserably as they forget the U in colour and neighbour and flavour
Any person from the USA which you will meet and they will say they never voted for bush, and you say to yourself, well someone did i have never met one!
An american who thinks a pound is a burger and not a currency
An american is a person who thinks bugers are an american food invention
An american can be someone who is still hung up on WW2
An american can be also a person who had real strong feelings about the germans even though they were never bombed
A person who writes in on urbandictionary to defend the USA by indirectly using stereotypical insults such as "...i could say all british people have bad teeth and drink tea but i won't" is a great example of there ability to undermine their own point
An american is a person who has no or very little geographical knowledge of the wider planet and has never heard of Wales
An american is a person, say bill gates, who has pre programmed all microsoft computers with the English language and failing miserably as they forget the U in colour and neighbour and flavour
Any person from the USA which you will meet and they will say they never voted for bush, and you say to yourself, well someone did i have never met one!
An american who thinks a pound is a burger and not a currency
An american is a person who thinks bugers are an american food invention
An american can be someone who is still hung up on WW2
An american can be also a person who had real strong feelings about the germans even though they were never bombed
theres too many americans
how many americans does it take to throw a dictator out of power who lives in a hole? 2! whos more stupid?
american "beer" sucks
why are americans such cunts?
why do americans think theyre cultured?
why do americans think they have moral high ground?
why do americans hate stereotyping when use it themselves?
how many americans does it take to throw a dictator out of power who lives in a hole? 2! whos more stupid?
american "beer" sucks
why are americans such cunts?
why do americans think theyre cultured?
why do americans think they have moral high ground?
why do americans hate stereotyping when use it themselves?
by god_sidge October 7, 2009
Get the American mug.by Alex Marz May 13, 2005
Get the american football mug.Only THE coolest store you can go to in the mall. Not only does it sell quality clothes at a reasonable price! You can get jeans there for $29.95... that's a decent price for name brand jeans..
Mollie: OMG Ashley, I just got a pair of jeans for $25! How awesome!
Ashley: Why didn't you get me a pair?
Ashley: Why didn't you get me a pair?
by Sexy Prep January 1, 2005
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