National Pop a Titty Day

February 11th is the day when all BIOLOGICAL girls show the boys their tatas.

Oh look its the 11th. Now martha has no choice but to show me her tits. Everyone knows its National Pop a Titty Day

by alfy443 February 11, 2024

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National Send a Nude Day

February 22nd. On this day, you send a nude to the person you love. Whether it brightens their day and/or sparks some intimate emotions, your nude will be greatly appreciated by the person of your choosing.

National Send A Nude Day: A day where you send a picture of yourself showing you naked exposing your most private parts to the person you trust the most

*sends nude to boyfriend*
Boyfriend: Baby, you are literally the person of my dreams and nothing makes me happier than knowing I’m worthy of your spectacular nudes.
*sends nude to girlfriend*

by Mavchell02 February 22, 2024

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Suck off a protogen day

On March 2nd it is Suck a Protogen day. A day when, if you know a protogen, you can suck them off!

Person: Hello “Insert Protogen Name here”, do you know what today is?
Protogen: What?
Person: It's Suck off a protogen day!
Protogen: Better get sucking then!!

by A Yellow Protogen February 27, 2024

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it's a great day to be a huskie

When you male friend interacts with his girl friend or girlfriend in public that makes the bystanders what to shoot themselves. ex. holding hands in public but trying to hide it from other people, having fun with your female friend in a "friendzone" situation type way.

it's a great day to be a huskie huh

by allergypeopleareweak December 1, 2023

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