Definition: the feeling of jealousy bc u need a bf (I wanna boyfriend)
Pronounced: ai wa na boi fre nd
Pronounced: ai wa na boi fre nd
by Im A lOnElY kId:( January 13, 2025
The bite of food taken by a romantic partner, typically a boyfriend. This type of bite occurs when only one bite is offered, and the singular bite is typically enormous, much larger than an average bite. Boyfriend bites are more typically seen between people who are in a longer-term relationship. Please note that when engaging in the boyfriend bite, you may get one back.
Anne: God, I'm starving. I'm so glad our burgers are here!
Ben: Yours looks really good! Can I have a bite?
Anne: Okay, sure, just one bite.
Ben: Thanks! *eats half of her burger in a single bite*
Anne: I SAID ONE BITE!
Ben: And I took one bite! A boyfriend bite! :)
Anne: >:(
Ben: Tell ya what, you can have a bite of mine, too.
Anne: Okay :)
Ben: Yours looks really good! Can I have a bite?
Anne: Okay, sure, just one bite.
Ben: Thanks! *eats half of her burger in a single bite*
Anne: I SAID ONE BITE!
Ben: And I took one bite! A boyfriend bite! :)
Anne: >:(
Ben: Tell ya what, you can have a bite of mine, too.
Anne: Okay :)
by akuwardmoments February 13, 2025
Someone who is basically a girls bitch forever. He is forced to do her chores. He can never put his foot down. She owns him.
Guy: hey lets go to the movies
Guy 2: sorry me and my girl are going to shop for food. I'm buying, driving, everything.
Guy: you her bitch bro
Guy 2: no I'm the boyfriend of the year
Guy 2: sorry me and my girl are going to shop for food. I'm buying, driving, everything.
Guy: you her bitch bro
Guy 2: no I'm the boyfriend of the year
by Watermelon lord fam January 30, 2016
Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles June 26, 2017
by niva01 July 24, 2023
wog boyfriends are amazing
by ydocnskakx May 23, 2022
Noun
The man you fuck, enjoy getting to know, engage in a fun activity with, get to know the best side of and let him see the best side of you, all without investing any feelings in each other as you both know that in just a few short days you will never see each other again.
The man you fuck, enjoy getting to know, engage in a fun activity with, get to know the best side of and let him see the best side of you, all without investing any feelings in each other as you both know that in just a few short days you will never see each other again.
Friend 1: "We had a great time and he was a great person. I really enjoyed my time with him."
Friend 2: "Do you miss him?"
Friend 1: "Nah, he was only a two-day-boyfriend"
Friend 2: "Do you miss him?"
Friend 1: "Nah, he was only a two-day-boyfriend"
by Olivia Moore June 08, 2017