January 13

Send nudes to you husband today.
And have some drinks and a hard fuck

Hey babe do you know what day it is?
Off course "January 13' I'll sent you some ;-) Do you get some drinks, and then you can take me as you want

by S V January 13, 2023

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Proposition 13

Howard Jarvis's well-meaning attempt to eradicate superstition from the citizenry of California.

Proposition 13 may indeed have helped in reducing one form of irrational terrors, but only about fear of numbers --- it did nothing to alleviate phobias about black cats, walking under a ladder, etc.

by QuacksO November 7, 2018

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The most awkward year of your god damn life. Literally the worst. If you’re a girl you get boobs a period and other shit if you haven’t already gotten it. And everyone just wants to be a price of shit to someone else. Also. Your poor mom and dad 😢

“Dear god Marry we’re at a funeral stop acting like you’re a 13 year old girl. Nobody likes that”

“God mom. You’re such a bitch before Sally died she was much more understanding. At lest she wanted to show off what she got too, don’t judge me Bc were at her funeral. She would want this”

13. for girls. Is not fun it’s just misserable

by Sahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Braaaaaa August 30, 2018

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revelation 13:18

A biblical passage made famous by Iron Maiden in the song:The Number of the Beast

"Woe to you, oh Earth and sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with wrath Because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast
For it is a human number,its number is six hundred and sixty six
Revelation 13:18

by El nacho playmer May 10, 2018

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