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Chode Law

Chode law was created after a lifetime of studying by one of the greatest engineers the Midlands has ever seen. He wishes to remain unknown but will forever be heralded by those who know him for his excellent research and thesis on Chode Law.

Chode Law states that; The length of a chode is inversely proportionate to its girth.
Your penis is like a coke can....

Chode law baby, chode law!
by Shotgun_Norman October 2, 2017
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Chode Wallet

a Vagina that loves to take chodes.
by zeldajew November 3, 2008
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Sober Chode

A chode that is sober.
Person 1: "Dude! Where the fuck is Alex?"
Person 2: "He stayed home... didnt want to come out tonight."
Person 1: "What a sober chode."
by Breckin April 29, 2010
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chode-husker

A chode-husker can be any of the following three things:

1. A person who gives a hand job to a man with a chode.

2. A person who does something stupid, dumb, etc...

3. An alternative mascot for Nebraska football
1. Bobby: Yo, Tommy, did you hear Jeannie gave a handy to

Billy last night?

Tommy: Doesn't surprise me, Jeannie is such a

chode-husker!

2. Bobby: Does anyone know why there is a penis on my

face?

Tommy: Because you passed out at 8:30 last night

chode-husker!

3. University of Missouri announcer: And now to the field come the

Nebraska chode-huskers!
by the purpler giraffe July 10, 2010
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Chubada Chode

A more, vulgur use for chode. Seen more often as an insult. However it can be used to describe a rounded chode, as opposed to an oblong chode. The chubada chode is opposite of a woogie chode almost little or no hair, and looks more like a wrap.
1. Don't be such a fucking chubada chode.

2. The burrito I ordered at Taco Bell looks like Wendy's fat chubada chode.
by Mansex Extraordinaire October 20, 2004
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chode mobile

a car that looks like a chode or as gay as a chode and usually the driver is a chode.
robbin:hey batman there is a crime going on

batman:to the chode mobile
by DARKNESS DIVINE666 February 28, 2011
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G-CHODE!!!

The realist sk8 cru in all of north america, not to be fucked wit, ever, straight killahs
yo last nite outside da club this nigga rode by on his skateboard n blew half the mothafuckas away wit the uzi..who? one a dem G-CHODE!!! niggas dawwg. dey ain playin
by SquirmySlinky January 27, 2013
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