I am cool

No you aren’t

You: I am cool
Me: No you’re not

by udtshausbbs November 27, 2021

I thought that was a sand nagger

When your driving and on morphine, on a beautiful sunny spring day, with your dirt bike in the back and you see a car next to you, and you think it's a sand nag, so you become filled with extreme opi rage which would ruin your entire conception of what it means to be up north riding, (unless your in Baldwin) and then, suddenly you realize its not actually a sand nag so you get super happy.

Fucking idiot:so dude, do you think i could get an apprenticeship?
The og biker: yeah dude, I'll see what I---
Fucking idiot: HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS A SAND NAGGER

by HondaBend666 October 1, 2020

AND I OOP

and i oop is a VSCO GIRL word and term for many things sksksks

AND I OOP SKSKSKS I DROPPED MY HYDROFLASK

by VSCOQUEENHUMAN123 October 29, 2019

I have 20 years old

A common mistake made by Brazilians speakers of English. In Portuguese, people "have" their ages.

How old are you, Neymar?
I have 20 years old.

by NonNative March 17, 2019

W I D E

w i d e p u t i n

1. W I D E P U T I N meme

by hdufndfkmds;afbghdskbhfs,a;sdh January 14, 2021

I like bread

If you have this it means you're a femboy

Jayden: I like bread!
Magnus: You're a femboy.

by BrunchLunch December 22, 2022

I can't fucking breathe

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.

Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|

by i am going to go commit oxygen October 12, 2019