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On me Ma's life

When you are so sure of something that you sacrifice your gollume mother for it
On me ma's life I will get the gollume toker back B
by Gollume July 14, 2025
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pick me ass billionaire

someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.

Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).

Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.

Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites

Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!

Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
by venenodelalengua November 7, 2022
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pick me

A girl who craves attention, is clingy. She decides to be a total arse to people, and then plays the victim.
Wow, Marcie is such a fucking pick me girl. I hate her guts.
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Group-me Turrets

Group-me Tourette (too-RET) syndrome is a disorder that involves posting repetitive words & gifs , or phases uncontrollably. For instance, you might repeatedly say Bo, state your on way to work or blurt out unusual sounds or phases in hopes of likes.
I think all my co-workers have group-me turrets
by Anonymous 202192 September 27, 2020
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Don’t Thai to me

The popular online term “Don’t Thai to me” have an exact definition but it boils down to “don’t lie to me” ,“don’t steal from me” or “don’t cheat on me” . This term can often be found during a heated conversation between an outsider and a Thai person where the outsider typically responds to the Thai person’s accusation by saying “don’t thai to me”. It's believed to have originated in Malaysia, Singapore, and Hong Kong in around 2013.
P1: “Hey, Angkor Wat is actually from Thailand

P2: “don’t thai to me”
by siam555 July 28, 2025
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Turn me up shmere

When you see a shmere nigga or when smhere come in like dee
Chonge"damnn shmere i see you!" deer:"tUrn ME UP SHMERE"
by TURN ME UP SHMEREE May 17, 2019
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