douche-all-man-dick

a jock who is so hell bent on being 'cool', that he dose not realize everyone fucking hates him/her.

bill: after chad scored that winning touchdown he totally blew me off in the hallway.

ted: yeah he's starting to be a real douche-all-man-dick.

by duck tape November 12, 2009

jjang jjang man boong boong

A professional term used by only genius people, like min suga or min yoongi of BTS.

SUGA: jjang jjang man boong boong

by Yamara Aragashi December 15, 2017

texas man's pot pie

when a man shits in a girl's vagina then eats it out

Dude... I gave sally a texas man's pot pie....it tasted like shit

by T-Brat April 5, 2007

does iron man love me?

he loves you 3000♡

you: Tony? does iron man love me?
Tony Stark: yes. he loves you 3000

by a.barton July 31, 2019

Poor Man's Jesus Phone

the coolest way to say "ipod touch"

-DUDE! You got a Jesus Phone?
-Nah, I got the Poor Man's Jesus Phone

by Parker Nash Brown March 30, 2008

1 man 1 hydraulic press

It's a video of... you know what, I think you know the point of what I'm trying to say
1. The man is drugged so he can't move

2. he got crushed

me: hey have u seen 1 man 1 hydraulic press?
someone: no, is it like 1 man 1 jar
me: look...
Someone: watches vid...
Someone: i'm never going to look at hydraulic presses the same way again.

by MousePadKing September 23, 2018

cocky titty frockie man

A pre -op transexual who has a cock tits and a frock

by her five o'clock shadow I could see she was clearly a cocky titty frockie man!

by derwisch April 25, 2006