Jippity Whip

When you get screwed over twice in a very short time span.

You ask a girl out on a date and she says no, but later that day you learn she is going out with one of your friends. She Jippity Whiped you.

by Charlie Dickens April 23, 2009

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pussy whipped

The act of opening one's Nascar Fantasy league to wives, female friends, girlfriends/wives of male friends. Completely subjugating all desire, urge and instinct to speak manly thoughts amongst brethren. Crisis of identity usually resulting in an inability to dress one's self and sitting down when pissing. See also nancy-boy and girly-man

"Did you hear about Andrew? He can't come out for a beer because he's at home watching TIVO'd episodes of Grey's Anatomy." "That guy is so pussy whipped I bet his taint has Tampon dents"

by Johnnycat December 14, 2008

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wallnut whip

whipping a girl with your testicles

i totally gave orlagh a wallnut whip to show her what it was. she liked it

by frankie detori December 18, 2007

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Misery whip

A large, flexible, man powered saw for felling large trees. Using the saw is very strenuous. In modern terms it's used to disparage any repetitive physical task.

Check out my new rowing machine! It uses water to create the resistance.

That's a fancy misery whip.

by tcan November 22, 2016

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