Unicorn shit

When you shit glitter out of your ass, then proceed to stuff it in a stuffed animal and wrap it up to give to your friends little brother.

I gave my stepdads brother a unicorn shit for his birthday.

by Pablo Miguel January 22, 2021

Trojan Unicorn

A person who is invited to be part of an established couple that is polyamorous and who is believed by the couple to be their unicorn (the mythical person who will complete a throuple), but who has ulterior motives to break up the couple and who is actually a home wrecker.

We thought we found the perfect person but she is a Trojan unicorn and stole my husband.

by Mateo_Harveez August 17, 2021

bitter unicorn

A Bitter Unicorn, they are usually found with a horn covered in blood from using their horn to stab those that offend it.

Bitter unicorn: Did you see that Bitter ass unicorn??? She just stabbed someone with her horn!

by Bitterunicorn July 10, 2019

Unicorn

An over hyped start-up that everyone is talking about, and is raising a ton of money.

That one company is such a unicorn, it will most likely fail.

by patepatepate May 20, 2019

unicorn of the sea

When one sits in a bathtub of male or female love explosion, places a dildo upon ones head and jack rams it into the asshole of a the partner

I pulled a unicorn of the sea on that bitch, never knew what hit her

by the.sexpert January 28, 2015

Unicorn

slang for a bisexual person, in reference to those who believe bisexuality is a myth.

“Did you hear? Louis is a Unicorn.”
“Ah, that doesn’t surprise me. He is a bit greedy, isn’t he?”

by two ghosts May 5, 2024

unicorn trail

Noun;
A mixture of cocaine (blow) and one more Pixie sticks. Traditionally, blue.

I'm not gay, but things got really weird with the football team after we all did a unicorn trail.

by Applejax September 1, 2017