by LmaoHipster October 11, 2011
Claire- I'm a gothic hipster
Me- shut up you're not a gothic hipster that doesn't exist. You're just weird.
Me- shut up you're not a gothic hipster that doesn't exist. You're just weird.
by 1900 July 18, 2017
To act 100% hipster with no redeeming special quality.
Downey: "Everybody knows you never do a full hipster."
Stiller: "What do you mean?"
Downey: "Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look hipster, act hipster, not hipster. Count toothpicks to your cards. Autistic, sure. Not hipster. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. hipster, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't hipster. You went full hipster, man. Never go full hipster."
Downey: "Everybody knows you never do a full hipster."
Stiller: "What do you mean?"
Downey: "Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look hipster, act hipster, not hipster. Count toothpicks to your cards. Autistic, sure. Not hipster. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. hipster, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't hipster. You went full hipster, man. Never go full hipster."
You just went full hipster at the coffee shop, "have you heard Kurt Vile's new album..." while adjusting you glasses...
by putzter March 06, 2014
A young, cutting edge person with an alternate fashion sense and taste. They value their independent thinking wrapped around a counter-culture with progressive political views. They have an appreciation of art and indie-rock, creativity, intelligence, with a witty banter. also known as: Gentrifiers.
by CarizmaGuy August 22, 2017
A silly name with no actual real genuine meaning. Anything called this is not legit and should be avoided.
by Ozbargain August 10, 2022
When a hipster has to run to the bathroom to take a big ole duce. The one thing that makes it a hipster poop is that the pooper has to be listening to indie/non-mainstream alternative rock while pooping.
hipster 1- Hey man, Iv'e gotta take a dump.
hipster 2- Put you're headphones in and make it a hipster poop!
hipster 2- Put you're headphones in and make it a hipster poop!
by thatoneguy2938 December 26, 2011
by zer64 January 10, 2012