Thunder Mud

This is the shit you take next morning after a glorious diner accompanied by 5-6 beers. Starts with cramping along with a euphoric feeling. As you sit a little push causes the heavens in your colon to unleash its fury. The consistency of fecal matter is that of mud or wet concrete. The flatulence is loud and non stop until it starts to fade off. You are exhausted after the episode.

Get the fuck out the way! Im going to blow the toilet out with all the fury of thunder mud.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

Toasted Thunder

1. a slightly tanner version of vanilla thunder.

mannn, ima get me some toasted thunder.

by packratt5 July 17, 2009

thunder alley

faded than a hoe

I’ll get in the game but i’m in thunder alley

by Mondussy December 11, 2022

Thunder Python

The biggest, baddest dick, you can get in town.

*Not to be confused with the 2022 Loyola-Towson ranger challenge team *

"Yeah, my girl had to get a dose of this thunder python, before I left the jungle."
"You want a taste of this thunder python? That's fine. But, you're gonna have to pay."

"I want your thunder python, daddy. I want it real bad."

"Thunder. Python. *extended moans (but like real genuine ones)*"

by PershingRifleBoy420 December 05, 2022

Celtic Thunder

When an Irish woman, crushes your skull with her thighs, whilst you are performing oral sex on her.

Me: While I was eating out Shelly she almost Celtic Thunder'd me!

by Dominic Pacheco August 18, 2019

Thunderized

When someone looks insanely disheveled and is acting abnormal

" Dude you look completely Thunderized after she kissed you that morning"

"He was Thunderized with how overwhelmed he was"

by Nightystay January 17, 2025

Thunder Blunt

A Thunder Blunt is one gram of Cannabis mixed with Live Resin or Hash Rosin, rolled into a Cigarillo, Wrap or Leaf.

It's been one hell of a day. I think I deserve a Thunder Blunt.

by Hassan Rashid September 01, 2022