Majestic Thunder

The most Handsomest-Man-Alive.
Current Handsomest-Man-Alive: Kyle Crisus Stuyck, June 24, 2003

Everyone: Isn't that Majestic Thunder guy just soooo dreamy?(fluttering eyes)
Majestic Thunder: You know it sweetheart.(wink)
Everyone: Awwwwww.(fainting from the bright blue-ish/green-ish/gray-ish sparkle of his eyes)

by I'm in love with Kyle S. October 17, 2016

Thunder Clap

A thunder clap is when your girl goes down on your dick on last time and you nut. They call it the thunder clap for 2 reasons. 1. That's the sound her butt makes, 2. You pass out and see lightning strikes for 5 minutes

Guy 1: I just got thunder clapped
Guy 2: What was it like

Guy 1: I saw lightning strikes all over the world

by Glaceon the Great November 2, 2016

Majestic Thunder

He's totally the sexiest kid in the whole school. I wish I could date him but he's too out of my league. He'll probably never notice me with all of the other girls.

Me: He's totally the sexiest kid in school.
Friend: Don't get any idea he's MINE!
Passerby: NO HE'S MY Majestic Thunder!!!!
Me: HE'LL ALWAYS BE MY ONE TRUE LOVE!!!!!!

by Lyla Scoles November 21, 2016

thunder cunt

Valerie watson

Valerie yoy are a thunder cunt

by jake jason November 28, 2016

tittie thunder

When someone gives you a nipple twister with jumper cables and a car battery.

I just got a tittie thunder. My chest is on fire!!

by Lrams November 24, 2015

thunder fuckling

When you fuck your girlfriend with car jumper cables attached to your nipples.

"Man, Bailey is hella kinky. He is a Thunder fuckling with his girlfriend"

by Unjustrogue83 December 22, 2015

Comes with the thunder

1)Ends with powerfull and tremendeous boom.

2)in reference to Cum.

Yo.. when i cum.. i comes with the THUNDER!!.

by Djave January 8, 2016