Thunder Python

The biggest, baddest dick, you can get in town.

*Not to be confused with the 2022 Loyola-Towson ranger challenge team *

"Yeah, my girl had to get a dose of this thunder python, before I left the jungle."
"You want a taste of this thunder python? That's fine. But, you're gonna have to pay."

"I want your thunder python, daddy. I want it real bad."

"Thunder. Python. *extended moans (but like real genuine ones)*"

by PershingRifleBoy420 December 05, 2022

Celtic Thunder

When an Irish woman, crushes your skull with her thighs, whilst you are performing oral sex on her.

Me: While I was eating out Shelly she almost Celtic Thunder'd me!

by Dominic Pacheco August 18, 2019

Thunder pie

When someone has explosive diarrhea in the morning

Man did you hear bobby having a thunder pie special this morning it stunk so bad my eyes watered

by SuperCracker87 February 08, 2021

Technicolor Brownie thunder

A group sex act where the group goes out to eat, then takes a large dose of Ipecac and ex-lax and copulates in a public place.

Joe- "Have you ever done a technicolor brownie thunder?"
Sue-"No..." *backs away slowly*

by Ninomiya March 02, 2012

Toasted Thunder

1. a slightly tanner version of vanilla thunder.

mannn, ima get me some toasted thunder.

by packratt5 July 17, 2009

thunder alley

faded than a hoe

I’ll get in the game but i’m in thunder alley

by Mondussy December 11, 2022

Thundering

Thundering is indeed a word to all of you in denial pricks out there. So shut up and stop saying it’s not. Thundering- the act of making thunder.

Man it’s “thundering” outside. *wink wink bitch* ;)

by AnonymousKiryu October 14, 2020