The act of petting the vein matted stank hammer while simultaneously water-popping your own brown eye whilst squatting over a bidet.
by Stank hammer March 15, 2019
Dude1: "Carly Simon has a TDM."
Dude2: "A what?"
Dude1: "A TDM - you know,a Two Dick Mouth."
Dude2: "Oh yeah, totally. I wonder if James Taylor ever tested it with a buddy."
Dude2: "A what?"
Dude1: "A TDM - you know,a Two Dick Mouth."
Dude2: "Oh yeah, totally. I wonder if James Taylor ever tested it with a buddy."
by Coosey Junt December 13, 2013
A song released by the British rock band Queen in the year 1975 as a part of the album "A night at the Opera".
It was penned by Freddie Mercury as a diss track dedicated to Norman Sheffield (Queen's manager at the time) because he screwed them over.
"Death on two legs, you never had a heart of your own"
It was penned by Freddie Mercury as a diss track dedicated to Norman Sheffield (Queen's manager at the time) because he screwed them over.
"Death on two legs, you never had a heart of your own"
by JoshTomar February 24, 2022
by Naomi September 02, 2004
1. The check is in the mail.
2. I promise I won't cum in your mouth.
The two most undisputed, biggest lies ever spoken of all time. And always spoken with a tone of conviction to convince the other party to relax and believe what they are being told is utterly and completely trustworthy.
2. I promise I won't cum in your mouth.
The two most undisputed, biggest lies ever spoken of all time. And always spoken with a tone of conviction to convince the other party to relax and believe what they are being told is utterly and completely trustworthy.
1. Landlord: "It's the 5th of the month, and I haven't received your rent check!"
Irresponsible tenant: "Hey man, no worries, the check is in the mail!"
Landlord: "Yeah right, that's one of the two biggest lies in the world!"
2. Girl about to give head: "I really hate the taste of cum, I swear it will make me gag. So, please promise that you'll let me know before you finish, OK??"
Horny dude: "Don't worry baby, I promise that I won't cum in your mouth..."
Irresponsible tenant: "Hey man, no worries, the check is in the mail!"
Landlord: "Yeah right, that's one of the two biggest lies in the world!"
2. Girl about to give head: "I really hate the taste of cum, I swear it will make me gag. So, please promise that you'll let me know before you finish, OK??"
Horny dude: "Don't worry baby, I promise that I won't cum in your mouth..."
by Butt Boy 1975 April 18, 2011
youwch, me meat and two veg!
by casey kocknobber June 11, 2003
The nickname for Red Sox 2B Dustin Pedroia. Named for his gritty nature, toughness and altogether blue collar style of play. A more fitting nickname than "laser show"
Dusty Two Sacks at the plate, he is 2-3 today with a double to left center and s single up the middle. He is batting .305 with 16 HR's, 27 Doubles and 23 Stolen Bases this year.
by IllGrotesque August 19, 2011