playing Minecraft

playing Minecraft

doing something subjectively meaningless, (i.e. something that is objectively 'useful' to you and everyone around you except the person who uses this phrase on you).

mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day doing your homework and cleaning your room. What you were doing all day is playing Minecraft; your table becomes messy 5 minutes later anyways, and your school grades are poor.

by Sexydimma November 4, 2012

park and play

To have sex in a parked car.

We can do my place, your place, or a park and play if you can find somewhere to park.

by Alruthian February 16, 2014

Playing In The Majors

Strictly banging hot bitches. Playing in the minors is the result of having sex with a fat hoe.

You playing in the majors man?

Fuckin right!

by A.Mahizzz January 29, 2009

No Pause No Play

No Pause, No Play is said after saying something sexual or “sus/gay.” It means if we don’t pause then we aren’t playing

“I wanna suck some mad dick rn”
“Ayo pause?”
“No pause no play you know what they say”

by NBug01 April 22, 2023

tripple play

when u have vaginal sex with a woman. then eat her vagina. then finger it. in any order

i gave her a tripple play last night!! she went crazy!!

by mr. meeee October 25, 2008

Play in the pocket

Staying tight within the groove

"Man, John Bonham really knew how to play in the pocket, especially on Rock & Roll!"

by alfalfajones January 18, 2012

Pollitt play

A Pollitt Play comes into effect when in a classic game of poker, you call ridiculous raises despite having nothing before eventually winning on the river.

It's named after Ethan Pollitt

Matt got extremely pissed off after Tyler won using a Pollitt Play.

by jackrollis12 June 14, 2019