Mickey mouse

a 90 year old pervert that sucks minnies dry ass raisin puss for breakfast lunch and dinner

fuck you mickey mouse

by MobiPlayz November 19, 2018

Mouse in the House

When you're suspicious or know that your gf/wife is cheating on you with another man. Dick = Mouse, Vagina = House

Bro: Yo man I just saw your wife out with this dude and kissing and hugging!!!

Capt'n: Dammit man! I have a Mouse in the House.

by Dudeyobruh July 19, 2017

Marshall the Mouse

Son of Ben the Rat, made by Fastgod on the indie site Gamejolt

You know that OC Marshall the Mouse?

by JukoDuko June 12, 2021

melting the mouse

When you turn on your air conditioner but it burns up because a mouse crawled inside. Also a term for male masturbation.

"Hey, can we get some air in here? I'm sweating balls from all this melting the mouse."
"Nah, man, I hit the thermostat earlier but I think I melted the mouse."
"RIP soulja boy"

by deadsouljaboy July 24, 2015

harold mouse

Harry mouse is a giga chad n

Yes harold mouse

by Itz_pugs June 25, 2022

Mickey Mouse question

A question regarding a self-evident matter. The Mickey Mouse question is most common among people new to the workplace and privates in the military. Perhaps one might inquire what military rank should they address the civil personnel at the barracks as.

Captain Juntunen, do I have your permission to sneeze?

No more Mickey Mouse questions private Virtanen!

by Urban Gnome September 12, 2025

mickey mouse stream

so, a mickey mouse stream basically is

thank you, i hope this was helpful!

quackity end the mickey mouse stream!!!

by elig? April 16, 2021