foot goblin

A foot goblin, or most commonly known as a feet goblin, is a person or animal who attacks the feet. For instance, when your cat attacked your foot, that is what foot, goblin would be described as.

Guy 1: dude get off my feet!
Guy 2: you can’t walk no more ha ha
Guy 1: dude you’re being such a foot goblin right now.

by Belle boo April 21, 2023

green goblin

it's what Ja'mere looks like

"Green Goblin you look ugly"
"Shut up you look like a tap dancing cockroach."

by IOOIIO February 16, 2022

bullet goblins

An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.

A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!

by ghostly-underpants August 19, 2023

Ghosts n Goblins

One of the most frustrating and overrated video games of all time.

Ghosts n Goblins is fun...if you like:

-Enemies spawning directly on top of you

-Dying in two hits when there's shit happening all around you and your character has the agility of a tortoise

-Not being able to fire your weapon at an angle (only straight forward) when almost all of the enemies in the game are flying or are otherwise above you

-Beating the exact same game twice just to get the true (shitty) ending

-Being forced to use bad/defective weapons because the weapons you want to use don't work on the boss

Enjoy!

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2022

Goblin Lampshade

The act of stretching your scrotum to have a ball covering each eye of your partner.

Instead of a blindfold, I gave my wife a nice goblin lampshade.

by Ainur March 25, 2025

Kamdyn The Goblin

A girl that breaks up with your best friend after 2 months of seggs. She is very manipulative and rude. She broke Owen. RIP Owen 2006-2020

Person 1: Eww look at that bitch

Owen : ya that’s Kamdyn the goblin. MY SHITTY EX

by Puébès October 3, 2020

Cheddar Goblin

another name for a gold digger

Yeah, I know what you mean, they are a real cheddar goblin... "Nothing's better than cheddar!"

by Melon Ball July 28, 2024