choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.

mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get a trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma July 27, 2012

Sea Monkeys

Laboratory test monkeys that are disposed of by tossing them into the sea once test studies are completed, or when research funds are completely depleted

Green Peace found guiltily in the "Sea Monkeys" Trial by facilitating in the demise of lab monkeys that could no longer be utilized in future test studies due to their ill health from past test studies by tossing them into the sea while locked inside their cages from the deck of the Sea Shepherd.

by Garm93 July 31, 2021

They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me

A way to say that your a freak. it was used by Demoman from TF2 in his meat the team video.

Demoman: I am a black Scottish cyclops they've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me.

by Demoman TF2 November 14, 2021

Deep Sea Snorkling

when a man is sleeping and another man puts his balls on his eyes and rubs his dick down his chin so that it looks like the sleeping man is wearing goggles and a snorkel. then dick smack him vertically and yell BUDWEISER!

Dan went Deep Sea Snorkling last night and almost drowned.

by ADDDvice July 10, 2010

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

sea turtle ass

A large chunk of fat or skin that covers someone butt, comparable to a sea turtles shell.

God damnit she has a sea turtle ass

by Pizzawithcheese5 September 12, 2021

dick sea

The male population in general.

Girl: I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time last night and it was awful!!!!

Friend:Don't worry there are plenty of fish in the sea......the dick sea. You will find one you like someday.

by Vendetta_driven_gal July 19, 2023