alarm cocking

(V). The act of waking a man up via felatio.

Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.

Woman: (gags)

Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!

by ginghah and the doctah December 6, 2013

smooth cocking

a variation of smooth talking, however, this form of talking comes from the cock region with a more sexual manner

John's remarkable ability in smooth cocking is the reason he is so successful with the ladies

by The Junk September 30, 2008

Cocking the Shotgun

When an uncircumcised male is forced to pull back his foreskin to urinate or in order to participate in various sexual activities. This occurrence often happens frequently in adjusting "The Unit" for comfort.

Friend 1- Dude, why do you have your hand down your pants?

Friend 2- Get off my case dick, I'm just "Cocking the Shotgun"

by lawnman7 July 18, 2012

Cock Cage

Alternate word for Chastity Cage.

My wife locked me in a Cock Cage.

by Minecraftfan5610 May 2, 2021

Cock Miles

A measure of the amount of sexual intercourse a woman has had. Typically with multiple partners over an extended period, the effects of which can often be discerned from her demeanour/appearence.

1. She looks like she has had a lot of cock miles
2. She has got cock miles all over her face

by rupDawg September 23, 2010

Cock Vibration

When about a hundred cocks in a square mile simultaneously begin to harden at the same time which sends out tiny vibrations when joined together create an entity that appears to be a powerful storm but in actuality is a massive force that feeds off of these vibrations that are emitted from these cocks which in turn makes it very difficult to lose the vast amounts of erections in the area.

Omg! There's what appears to be a huge hurricane or maybe all the cock vibrations coming from the gay club down the street are causing an unstoppable force to wreak havoc!

by Cockmaster Jackoffinabox June 20, 2011

Cock Weevil

Another term for the oh so lovable crabs.

Poor Jim got cock weevils from a Thai whore.

by chefboyardeeznutsinyourmoufus July 30, 2004