Cock-wagon

the equivalent of calling someone a dick and a jack-wagon at the same time; a person who is both ignorant of his environment and still a complete asshole.

Jim: Hey girls, you know I'm the best you'll ever get, and I know you want me, but you know i'm busy tonight, so maybe some other time.
*Jim leaves*

Girl one: Jim lets his ego go to his head, and he's really not that cute at all. AND I'm not interested at all.

Girl two: Yeah, you're right. He's a cock-wagon.

by Beatle Bundy August 15, 2011

Lawn Cocks

Mushrooms

Ricardo: How's your lawn looking?
Mark: Pretty bad actually, it's infested with massive lawn cocks.

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

cock bake

At least 4 dudes in one small space.

Upon entering an ice house with 5 dudes in occupancy, one may exclaim: Jesus fucking christ its hot in here! What is this? A cock bake!?

by chuggie-ya July 16, 2014

Cock Vibration

When about a hundred cocks in a square mile simultaneously begin to harden at the same time which sends out tiny vibrations when joined together create an entity that appears to be a powerful storm but in actuality is a massive force that feeds off of these vibrations that are emitted from these cocks which in turn makes it very difficult to lose the vast amounts of erections in the area.

Omg! There's what appears to be a huge hurricane or maybe all the cock vibrations coming from the gay club down the street are causing an unstoppable force to wreak havoc!

by Cockmaster Jackoffinabox June 20, 2011

Overstock of Cock

Another way of saying its a sausage party or cockfest. All males and few females in sight.

Hey Brad, hows the bar looking right now?

Not good bro, we have an overstock of cock at the moment. I will hit you up if some ladies start arriving.

by BilLektro January 20, 2017

alarm cocking

(V). The act of waking a man up via felatio.

Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.

Woman: (gags)

Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!

by ginghah and the doctah December 6, 2013

Cock Weevil

Another term for the oh so lovable crabs.

Poor Jim got cock weevils from a Thai whore.

by chefboyardeeznutsinyourmoufus July 30, 2004