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ass-tanking

ass-tanking is when you put your index finger in your crack, just like you do at the gas station with gasoline gun. then, you keep it there until the finger is "ripe" and ready. after you smell it. the longer you tank, the more enjoyable it is.
ass-tanking is a nice, free hobby.
by dr. Raymond December 2, 2017
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tank

a compliment to let someone know they're cool
your a tank
by Mc Definitions March 17, 2018
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spank my tank

"Ryan, spank my tank ples," Rebecca said with a smirk.
by Spank my Tank February 16, 2017
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Tanking

The act of drinking tea whilst masturbating (wanking).
The new guy was caught tanking in the crib room last week
by BGR3 June 26, 2016
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Schatz Tanks

When ones dog has a dripping butt hole, and you need to constantly let it out because of the smell in your house.
OMG dog, your SCHATZ TANKS !!!
by Klochis April 18, 2016
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Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.
Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016
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Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.
Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016
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