Shut up bitch and give me chocolate, I got Russians in my summer house. I'm not yelling, you're yelling. Shit, everything sucks, I hate this!
by Opompous Opossum May 10, 2018
Get the russians in my summer housemug. a time in high school, usually between freshman and sophomore year, where you dream of being in good shape and having a 'glow up' over the summer, for the next school year. This usually involves working out a ton and using all the acne medicine you can get.
by kmanhockey June 12, 2017
Get the summer dreammug. When a group of young, hot guys form a band and spend the summer playing shows, going to parties, having a great time... not to be confused with an actual Rentboy.
Guy 1: "Hey man, you excited for summer this year?"
Guy 2: "Aw man, I bet it's gonna be a real Rent Boy Summer! I can't wait!"
Guy 2: "Aw man, I bet it's gonna be a real Rent Boy Summer! I can't wait!"
by axesweeper May 13, 2021
Get the Rent Boy Summermug. Was No Nut November a challenge to you? Was it easy? Did you manage to go through it? Then prepare having a harsh summer time, because once in a year, you have the hardest challenge to accomplish ever. This challenge consists in controling your instinct and urges, which means no jerking FOR THE WHOLE SUMMER. Good luck soldiers. And prapare yourself to suffer.
Matt: I just finished No Nut November. What's next?
John: Be ready for the super suffering summer. It's going to drive you crazy!
John: Be ready for the super suffering summer. It's going to drive you crazy!
by TheGodestChallenger November 21, 2019
Get the Super suffering summermug. A "Colorado Summer" is an era in a young mans life when he liberals-up and gains maximum rizz because of it. During this phase, his room is an artsy fuckboy temple. Posters of obscure bands, large plants, and LED lights apesr one day. Soon after, he gets an alternative haircut and starts taking edibles like they were prescribed... New-found rizz lands this guy an undeserving amount of bitches. This is due to a positive feedback loop that starts to occur between the rizzing tinder hoes and his involvement in gym bro activity.
"Bro, have you seen Eden's room? He might be having a Colorado Summer right now."
"Fuck it bro, I'm buying another Mt. Joy poster... I'm tryna have a Colorado Summer this year."
"Fuck it bro, I'm buying another Mt. Joy poster... I'm tryna have a Colorado Summer this year."
by Significant_ Seinfeld December 17, 2022
Get the A Colorado Summermug. 
The introvert was happy and free at summer school, while anyone else would feel trapped sitting in a building all summer.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
Get the Summer schoolmug.