good shuffle day

A good shuffle day is when you put your Ipod on shuffle/random
and it repeatedly plays good songs.

Hey Im having a good shuffle day because my ipods playing loads of awesome songs!

by j0s1f April 26, 2007

Valediction Shuffle

The ungraceful ending of a conversation (esp. over the phone) where multiple variations of 'goodbye' are stammered, often simultaneously.

YOU: .... well okay then, I'll talk to you later.
ME: Alright, we'll see you.
YOU: Bye
ME: Later
YOU: Later
ME: Bye
BOTH: See ya
ME: Okay (click)
YOU: Bye (click)

ME: God I hate the awkward valediction shuffle.

by Mars Redwyne November 6, 2008

stall shuffle

Occurring most often in female public restrooms with an excess of stalls (i.e. truckstop, mall), this is the act of checking each stall for one that is void of anything in, on, or around the toilet. Most likely ends in settling for the least disgusting stall, or waiting for an occupied stall to become available.

John: What took you so long, I thought you only had to "pee real quick"?
Cindy: I did, but I had to do a two minute stall shuffle before I could find one that was clean enough to go in.

by rhymeswithdanana May 3, 2009

Singer Shuffle

A dance in which you tiwst the body with arms extended in front, bent at the elbows, palms up.

As made famous by Michael Singer, Gov'mint Teacha.

Guy 1: "Dude you see me do the singer shuffle in the pit last night?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah! Nice Singer would be proud."

by Shagmeister October 13, 2009

asshole shuffle

When a stupid person purposely procrastinates and wastes your time because they can't decide what to do.

"Look Dave, quit doing the asshole shuffle and decide what you want from McDonalds."

by CapnSpaulding October 12, 2012

Gentleman's Shuffle

A situation where two people are walking at each other, and keep moving out of the way in the same direction, leaving both parties unable to continue walking.

"I was stuck in a Gentleman's Shuffle for almost a full minute today, it was ridiculous!"

by DPDough November 18, 2011

stuffing the taco

The action of a hard cock, in its first plunge, deep into a woman's pussy.

Bart loved the first warmth of Tina's cunt. Stuffing the taco was like being on a thrill ride -- the kind that ends up going right off the tracks, and makes you want to get right back on.

by Quinster January 31, 2008