woke. a boy who absolutely likes boys. have you ever watched steven universe? tell me that boy isn't at least a little queer.
the teller of truth: steven is the wokest boy around, and don't let him tell you otherwise!
steven: But I'm not woke
attractive man: hey guys
steven: OH MY WOKE
steven: But I'm not woke
attractive man: hey guys
steven: OH MY WOKE
by not lunar trust me July 8, 2025

Steven is full of charisma but that's because he doesn't have enough empathy to be weighed down. He steals a lot, trashes people's stuff, eats their food and expects worship. Steven never gets enough attention even if he's on a stage. He's always talking, being loud and gossiping. Very nosey. Stephen likes to keep tabs on his exes. Instead of riding bikes for mental health causes, everyone wants Steven to receive mental health. Most of what he does is to look a certain way to his friends. The real Steve assaults his wife. She doesn't date anyone or go out without him finding out. He never let's his exes go. Steve is creeper and has to live in places where people don't know him or he has to lie a lot.
by KumbwAsofdik October 2, 2022

friends : hey guys have you seen steven
allanah : ohh my god he is so fine i want him so much
steven : im giga chad not a simp
allanah : ohh my god he is so fine i want him so much
steven : im giga chad not a simp
by dinglenut232225242 January 5, 2023

by oliverstevensgirlfriend March 16, 2024

This is a kid who has no life and hides from a fight a fat overweight kid who has no intention of being something in life
by THE DEVIL EGGED NIGGGA April 22, 2018

A man who knows what he wants. What he wants is a pile of steamy hot cum from 8 different guys to slide down his throat and fill his trucker belly. He likes to get ass blasted while on the road from lot lizards as well.
by ...damn... August 8, 2022
