When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
Get the Concert Squatter mug.When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
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When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
Get the Concert Squatter mug.A person you find already occupying your seat when you get to the concert . When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
Get the Concert Squatter mug.The act of holding onto a lit joint without actually hitting it or passing it, causing everyone else in the circle to sit there like starving pigeons.
Minimum time of 1 minute of dead silence and smoke loss qualifies someone as a joint-squatter.
Minimum time of 1 minute of dead silence and smoke loss qualifies someone as a joint-squatter.
Yo Rajesh, stop joint squatting and either puff it or pass it, bro! Fuckin Drugger is a joint squatter
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Get the Joint squatter mug.An abnormally large penis, typically referenced in the gay community as someone who has a penis that is to big to engage in homosexual intercourse with.
Person A:Omg did you see that dude Bryan came in with. What a lucky man.
Person B: Naw dude he bailed, that guy has a donkey squasage.
Person A: OH man! Yeah hard pass.
Person B: Naw dude he bailed, that guy has a donkey squasage.
Person A: OH man! Yeah hard pass.
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Did you just see that man who just picked up two fit girls, one on each shoulder and is ready to give them a good time.
That’s the guvnor squat
That’s the guvnor squat
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