Signal

not pog

: why do i have to fill this out signal

by 😧😧 March 20, 2021

Signist

Someone who bases their opinion on someone based on their star sign (something they cannot control)

Them: I don’t like the new kid, he’s a Scorpio guy.
Me: so your a signist? That is technically discrimination. Judging someone for something they can’t control

by aminoboi18 May 31, 2021

sightundis

Well cam and Ethan, I got you just where I want you. Read it again...

Sit on dis... dick
😯

“I think I’ll sightundis myself”

“What’s sightundis?”

“Sit un dis dick”

by Jimothy cricket June 2, 2021

Significant Overlord

When your significant other is a relentless taskmaster who gives you zero privacy, and doesn't trust you at all.

An old (girl) friend posted a joke on my Insta, but I had to delete it so my significant overlord wouldn't see it, and hassle me about it later.

by Nylon Nylan June 4, 2021

Sign read bait

Type of sign indicating non-entry to a property. It kinda troll you with a clever phrase, and also the images I found on google shows a weird thing of Zombie bait. But, meh, personally, I think are signs that put away, unsucessfuly, the drunky kids of the grass.

"Sign read bait, chips, beer and ammunition"LeAnn Rimes, Nothin' Better To Do(song)

by Eusofa July 18, 2021

Sign Guy

A professional commercial sign installer, quite possible the most talented group of uncertified humans in the construction industry. They are known for their ability to be a welder, electrician, painter, crane operator and truck driver in an 8 hour period. They work long hours and are often mistreated and misunderstood. They have a tendency to not give a fuck when it comes to safety, although they won’t do anything that endangers anyone other than themselves. They work in snow, rain, hot, cold and are forced into living in hotels for weeks on end in order to complete a job. They have the capabilities to consume very large amounts of alcohol in record time and as a result, have some of the best libido on earth.

Girl at bar: Why are those crane operators so dirty?

Guy in corner: Lady those aren’t crane operators, those are sign guys. They do it all.

Girl: Ooh I want a sign guy

by Signman25 August 9, 2021

sight for sore eyes

When the caption of an Instagram Story gives you eye strain, but the selfie game is official.

I couldn’t read a thing Nazy Farnoosh wrote in her Instagram story, but she sure was a sight for sore eyes!

by AllMyBlues September 16, 2021