by Bschuessvn April 21, 2021
by KznAkuma March 13, 2022
Layne manning a glory hole and repeatedly taking flesh missiles to the face wearing a Davy Crockett hat.
by KDigler February 03, 2018
A dry wank
"Did your girl come over last night?"
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."
" Nah, I was in a bad way dude. All I could manage was a clay pigeon shoot."
by zen123 July 29, 2016
the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much
trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much
trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy
by chuld molester July 21, 2024
by livemusic02 November 09, 2022
So....as any good boyfriend should, learn your girls favorite flavor of Skittle. Insert said flavor into flacid penis hole. Have her suck your dick. Upon the completion of the blowjob. Nutritious ejaculation and treat will be deposited into the back of the throat. Then knock on her forehead and say " Taste the rainbow bitch!" Then kiss her on the forehead and go tell her to brush her teeth.
by Iusedacondomonce July 31, 2019