titty seasoning

Seasoning for titties; cum

" woah dude I put some titty seasoning on her last night"

by Confused_frog September 17, 2021

Yitude Season

The day after a holiday, its called "Yitude Season" because it sounds better that way. Originally there were two definitions of these two words together but I cant say them because of the Urban dictionary gods.

What is the day after my birthday or any holiday called?

Oh Bernie, its called "Yitude Season"

by DominoRussia September 20, 2021

buffing season

Buffing season is what follows Cuffing Season. This other half of the year, begins after a short Spring break, and is perhaps the more public time of relationships. ‘Buffing season’ is where the same single or coupled people begin looking for longer term viability of said partnership(s) for the rest of the other seasons. Buffing season usually begins in April to May, as in ‘I may… want to get more active or fit or stay relatively as-is, as is preferable to the couple, to get to enjoy the summer months more in the buff, as desired… It makes sense then, for buffing season to be motivated one way or another by the warmer weather. Some people get more buff in this season, just as some continue the cuff.

After a cozy cuffing season of lots of netflix and chill, they dusted off the gym equipment to get ready for Buffing Season, and get beach ready.

by innernetartpeoples September 21, 2021

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

hahah blue text i am the funni

- stella 🥱

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021

Jefe's Seasoning

The best goddam business and seasoning on the planet.

I love Jefe's Seasoning

by Jefeisthebest#1726 February 20, 2022

Murking Season

The act of getting on Call of Duty game and getting a large amount of kills in each game

"Naw Squasho, I said Murking Season, not that bullshit BigSlick be doing when he goes 5-16"

by Greazy954 February 24, 2022

Sad boy season

The period over Christmas and new year when all the random boys from your past reach out to you. They’re still single and their loneliness is at its peak.

Example text “ Maybe I thought I'd say hi after many years. Xo”
“Hey it’s been way too long between messaging but how have you been?”

Have you been getting lots of randoms texts lately? Yeah it’s sad boy season.

by notyoursweetheart March 1, 2022