Ariana San Andres

Ariana San Andres is a psychotic, insane, monkey, racist, stick and rat.

She will call you a curry muncher if your a Indian, if your Korean she will call you a kimchi muncher and etc..
Her height is 3'2, very short yes, she is a middle aged woman who lived alone in a dark cave in the mountains where she sings "Nonit the obese donkey"

Ariana San Andres: 'NONIT THE OBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSE DONKEY'
Lynn: Ari ur my best buddy
Ariana: GONNA KILL MYSLEF TOMORROW

Lynn: AND MUNCH ON SOME KIMCHIIISSS

by SHIBALLLS October 16, 2023

san diego security

The act of jerking off in a public location through your pocket like that of a San Diego Chargers security guard on 12/18/16 at the Chargers vs Raiders game.

Mike: Those cheerleaders look so hot in their Christmas uniforms.

Braden: What're you gonna do about it, you're in public?

Mike: Here, I'll just give myself a quick San Diego security.

by OG Ging December 23, 2016

San Francisco Submarine

A sexual act which one participant presses their anus against their parther's anus and poops a log directly into their partner's open anus. The turd moves like a submarine from one body into another.

I met a sailer named Pat. After topping him he who gave me a huge San Francisco Submarine. It was long, hard, and full of sea men.

by Adimus Prime December 15, 2021

San Diego Surprise

When the mother of your children informs you that your first born was fathered by a San Diego Padre.

Jim's wife informed him and his friends that Jimmy junior is actually a San Diego Surprise

by Crawdad91 March 5, 2021

Source Sans Pro

The font that this site uses for non-headings such as definitions. Lora is used for headings such as words and such.

This site didn't use Source Sans Pro when it started out. Urban Dictionary began using Source Sans Pro roughly around 2011.

by The Real Driller February 24, 2023

San Francisco Salad

The sexual act of tossing someone's salad after they have had diarrhea but before they have wiped their ass.

His favorite thing to eat was her San Francisco Salad

by Crank fucker June 18, 2021

San Francisco Sourdough

Where one man curls up like a ball of dough while another man tries to put a bun in the oven.

"Bob the baker regularly gave special customers his own San Francisco Sourdough."

by StrokeTheDolphin July 24, 2021