Fat ranga bald patch

Fat ranga bald patch: When someone is really fat (chode), and red hair (ranga) and has a bald patch (anywhere located on the head).

You're such a fat ranga bald patch.

by debusha July 13, 2010

patchuu

a term used when describing erect nipples or an erect penis.

kieran are you patchuu?

by kod2xtream May 20, 2008

pitch

This millenium's alternative to the word cool.

Four pack of Fosters for £3? Thats well pitch!

by M'n'W July 5, 2007

Patch Tuesday

The second Tuesday of the month when Bill Gates puts out the newest patch for Windows. Always proceeded with Reboot Wednesday

guy 1: Happy patch Tuesday!
guy 2: huh?
guy 1: nvm its a computer nerd thing

by Straemer September 24, 2007

patching the kernel

glueing your girlfriends vagina closed and then taking a shit all over it and reopening it with your dick.

hey i heard alex was patching the kernel last night

by johnjam76 June 15, 2010

Pitcher Masturbation

verb; the act of males masturbating

Most teenage boys perform pitcher masturbation

by gaybuddy42 February 18, 2011

head patch

Another name for hair atop one's head.

1) I'm getting my head patch shaved
2) That girl pulled on my head patch during the cat fight

by Andzdab February 14, 2006