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Hey, Senator Ted Cruz

If raping women and children is bad why are you covering up the Epstein files? To protect the women who were raped from... Getting justice? Why are the US army member raping the female soldiers all the time and then having it covered up? If heard plenty of stories doing that? You ever think maybe you should spend less time pre-criming people who haven't raped anyone yet and ALSO LESS TIME covering up the rapes that actually occur?
Hym "Hey, Senator Ted Cruz... God said in leviticus that is you rape a woman you have to take her as a wife... I know polygamy is haram but if I rape 2 what am I supposed to do with the second one? How long do you expect vapid statements about the morality of rape and child murder to placate the masses and detract from the fact that you're letting the Jews commit a genocide, but, only the Jews and how do you feel about the fact that I (Hymon Iamon) haven't done or said anything that God hasn't done or said and is basically super Hitler? Is it dope? I'm God-Like! Both God-Like and Christ-Like! I'm like I'm like Super Omega God-Jesus Supreme!"
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
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Yeah, hey, still no Zorhan

Hym "Yeah, hey, still no Zorhan. They seem like they don't want it to be Cuomo so probably Cuomo. No Zorhan. Shit-libs bad. Booooo shit-libs."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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Hey, don't care bitch

How about YOU let go of YOUR ego and allow YOURSELF to be controlled turd-man? YOU do the fucking thing you're telling the abstract phantom to do. How does that sound?
Hym "Hey, don't care bitch. I'm not hooking myself up to your retard farming apparatus. That's why Jordan Peterson is posting pictures of milking porn. That's ALL you motherfuckers do. Hook people up to your people farm and live off the proceeds while doing NOTHING."
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
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Hey man that’s not cool

What you say when you get caught in 4K kissing your waifu on a pillow
*shines a flashlight*
Sandals: *kissing a pillow* hey man that’s not cool
by JDMF April 14, 2024
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hey girl i mean they

hey man it’s nice to see you

hey girl i mean they”
by kubiks April 19, 2024
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Hey girl...

A phrase often used by women to empathetically approach another girl with information about their partner cheating. It's a phrase known on online sites like Twitter, TikTok, and YouTube. Its prevalence seems to have skyrocketed during 2016 and acts as an inside joke to many women.
Person 1: Wow, yeah, he seems like a good person.
Person 2: Right? It's almost too good to be true. I keep worrying I'll open insta one day to a "Hey girl..." DM.

Person 1: Omfg, you know I had to do that last year?! I had to tell this girl who had been engaged with this guy for about seven years that her fiance tried to slide into my DMs!
Person 2: Bro, what?! I could never, dude.
by NeverBackDownLila April 28, 2024
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