Now

Did you just literally tried to write know ? Well guess what, you misspelled it. Look at the Oxford Dictionary or something

Teacher: "Name" got 9/10 in the spelling test.
Name: But I wrote everything right!
Teacher: Nah you ain't ( Points at now )
Name: That's how to write know!

by Whydoyoubotherlookatmyname? September 29, 2019

mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

for now

a stupid word created by jack campbell that confuses everyone and makes zero sense

“should i give up all hope on us”
“yes for now” “but i still love you”

by Rbrennan21 November 8, 2019

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by ausboss20001 October 11, 2023

Tarded now

A person or place (noun) that has recently done something so dumb, or of a low IQ (intelligence quotient) that they now qualify as mentally handicapped or having a learning disability.

Bob dropped that loading dock straight onto his head. He is tarded now.

by Scribblyscrabbidydoo May 22, 2018

this one now

the definition my friend wants me to show him so he can finish his work but not im here writing this because im yes. now he is wactching me and writing on my screen with a eraser

friend: hey could i get this one now?

me: *writes this* no

friend: why? *draws dicks all over my screen*

me: you dumbass you drew a dick thats as short as yours

friend: you ching

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok January 11, 2024

Now Boss

A local shopkeeper dealing with one customer, when he is finished he looks at another customer and says Now Boos.

That’s 45p and 28p, thanks Tony, Now Boss.

by Mrbute September 1, 2023