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Ninja Butler

The Ninja Butler is a great and mysterious being... always using his power for good. He moves undetected in your home doing good deeds and bringing joy to all. His most common good deeds are bringing cups of tea, flipping the mattress and putting clean sheets on, and cleaning the kitchen sink.

His kindness knows no boundaries... his expertise knows no equal.

He's currently thought to live in northern England.
She looked down and saw a hot cup of tea that seemed to have appeared out of nowhere... the Ninja Butler strikes again.
by Jamie Paris September 29, 2008
mugGet the Ninja Butlermug.

Space Ninja

The best ninja there is. He can be anywhere at once. No other ninja can beat him.
Dude, did you hear about how josh went through space ninja training?
by ninja113 October 19, 2010
mugGet the Space Ninjamug.

Majic Ninjas

The Majic Ninjas are the two ninjas summoned by Big Baby Sweets in the film "Big Money Hu$la$.

The phrase: "Majic Majic Ninjas, Whut!" has become somewhat of a common phrase among us Juggalos, as well as fans of the film
"Then there is only one thing to do.... we must summon.... the Majic Ninjas......."

"Majic Majic Ninja, Whut! Majic Majic Ninja, Whut!"
by Overlord Ixmythot September 2, 2007
mugGet the Majic Ninjasmug.

Ninja Movie

Ninja Movie n. Arguably the only kind of movie that matters. Particular high points include the films produced by Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts in the mid-1980s.
"Yo dawg, grab that bag o' chips and a couple Colt 45s. We gonna watch a NINJA MOVIE."
by Mr. Pirate May 26, 2004
mugGet the Ninja Moviemug.

Ninja Maid

a woman who swiftly and silently cleans one's living quarters, often without being seen or even noticed, so much so that said living quarters seem to have cleaned themselves. payment is left in the open, and missing payment is a definite indicator that the ninja maid was there and the job is done.
by staceylynneninja November 24, 2011
mugGet the Ninja Maidmug.

Slippery ninja

The sexual act of masturbating onto a floor, leaving a sticky or slippery mess (depending on floor surface). An action intended to cause discomfort and annoyance to a female partner in the hope that she treads in the newly applied man-porridge.
*guy applies slippery ninja technique, girl walks into room* *squelch*
Girl: Oh my god that's disgusting! Why would you do that on the floor?!
Guy: I am slippery ninja, and as an owner of ovaries, you are the victim of my mischievous ninja deeds!
by Slippery ninja February 28, 2010
mugGet the Slippery ninjamug.

Cocaine ninja

A ninja that snorts cocaine
DUH!!
by AcidSamurai August 15, 2011
mugGet the Cocaine ninjamug.

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