Lemon Jizzle

When right before you are about to cum in a women, you grab a lemon and shove it straight up her puss puss.

I gave my girlfriend the Lemon Jizzle last night!

by ougwdv September 12, 2019

lemon

Yellow citrus fruit, and apparently a dude named Life always wants to give them to you. Apparently you should make lemonade if that happens.

I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life! Take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?

by Dropped My Idiot October 4, 2019

Lemon

People who like lemons are cool. They often can be sassy. they are quite athletic as well

gary: oh damn that person likes lemons
patrisha: they are so cool

by sandypatrishakid November 17, 2019

Lemon

1)Lemon is a popular term used in fanfiction, it refers to sexual acts. The term is based on the slightly squeamish feeling some get upon reading lemon, because of the in detail nature of it.
2)A sour yellow fruit

(Term 1)

Fangirl 1: Watcha reading?
Fangirl 2: Destiel lemons!
Fangirl 1: I love those!

(Type 2)
Person: No thanks, I can’t stand lemons, they are too sour for me.

by -Omnian in disguise- December 29, 2019

Lemon Neck

When your girl gets mad and spit lemons juice on your dick when she’s giving you head

I yelled at Marie during dinner and she gave me lemon neck as revenge

by Mr.5’12 January 22, 2020

Lemon Head

Someone who is being a distraction to your work.

Ella: Hey Thomas look at this lemon, isn’t it pretty cool?
Thomas: Ugh you’re being such a Lemon Head right now

by Babi loves Babs April 8, 2020

Lemon aid stand

When a man urinates out of he is fully erect penis while lodge deeply into another mans anus (consensually)

Hey Kory did you when have pull out to pee? Nah man I just went straight up lemon aid stand in his ass.

by As the wind blows May 3, 2020