kitsch

Sentimentally charming, tacky and fun all rolled up in one. One catch with kitch is that you're never quite sure if it's supposed to be serious or not. It's that uncertainty that is amusing.

The lounge singer with red sequined jacket...could be considered kitsch.

by mark dumouchelle December 28, 2005

kityuka

n./adj. When you go to an anime convention and spend all weekend in your hotel room "testing the springs on the bed."

(derived from "kit" meaning "aborted kitten fetus" and "yuka" meaning "busdrivered")

(From Otakon 2004)

(Friday)
Has anyone seen (name)?
I don't know, (his/her) stuff never made it to our room
Wait, I think I saw (him/her) in the hotel with (other person name)
(Saturday)
Find (him/her) yet?
Nope, I think (he's/she's) still in the hotel
(Sunday)
Find (him/her) yet?
No, I don't think they've stepped out of the hotel.
Dammit, they pulled a kityuka on us.

by Delta August 6, 2004

Kitzbitz

A pleasant surprise

I was just thinking about Dieter, then my phone rang and it was him. Talk about kitzbitz!

by Mr. Gutekanst January 15, 2009

Kitty Sunday

When you pour whip cream caramel hot fudge and put a cherry on top of a vagina then eat it out

Last Night I had a kitty sunday but I cant get that whip creeam/cum taste out of my mouth

by Matthew Larkin February 18, 2009

kitty lockdown

when you have a cat that pisses you off so much at night and doesn't let you get any sleep. so you lock your cat in a separate room, or just plain out of yours. hence the cat is placed in kitty lockdown.

fuck! sprinkles just peed on my clothes again. that bitch is so on kitty lockdown tonight.

by premilf16 April 13, 2009

Kitten Toucher

Someone who is always touching a kitten, possibly in an inappropriate manor.

Man one- Tom Cruise is such a kitten toucher.
Man two- Ya he does it so much it might be considered harassment.

by SquirrelChoker1 August 5, 2009

KittieRoca

Similar to the confection "Almond Roca" This definition refers to the dried cat turds rolled in dirt, dust, rocks or Kat litter. Usually found in your flower garden, yard, kat box - that are eaten by dogs - resulting in the disgusting breath and teeth filled with KittieRoca or katshit and dirt!

Oh my god Carl, your dog musta eaten some serious KittieRoca at the Smiths garden, his breath smells like tuna and shit - and look at the turds in his teeth - nice!

Dude, your dogs eating the kittieRoca agian, he'll have the shits for sure tonight!

by firelambs January 17, 2010