jacob

weird guy who was punched in the face BY justin beiber. now lives under a rock with a man named rick who, coincidentally, is not weird at all. go figure.

who's that guy?

oh, him? that's jacob.

is he the guy that justin beiber punched in the face?

the very same.

ha. sucks to be him.

by applesoft July 12, 2011

jacob

the worst fucking person you will ever meat all he will do is rip your heart out and stomp on it all he dose is play you

I fucking hate you jacob!!!!!!!!

by cass13123 October 21, 2016

Jacob

Twat

Hey, you see that fat ol' jacob on that one chick
OH HELL NAH THAT SHIT NASTY

by 1290579302918503 June 28, 2014

JacobSnakeUp

A youtube gaming streamer who enjoys enteraining his fans and viewers with mostly League of Legends.
His subscribers and followers are part of "SnakeSquad"

Viewer 1: Have you seen JacobSnakeUp's last subwars game?
Viewer 2: Yeah! It was super lit!

by IsoMS July 7, 2016

Jacob

An emo dude that knows nothing about his girlfriend and watches naruto

Why is that guy cutting his wrists by the manga?
Because he is jacob

by Kekleon March 7, 2017

Jacob

Usually a boy that hits puberty at the age of 7 and gets one bitch for his whole life named Samantha. She usually is a red head with a big ass birthmark and Jacob is a asshole

Did you see Jacob with that red haired bitch?

Yes!

by Niggardly July 13, 2017

Jacob

Jacobs are unique in many ways. They tend to be tall and overweight. Jacobs are good at math and war history. They also tend to have hobbies like playing video games and watching anime. Jacobs are sweet and kind, or at least they always try to be. They can have a hard time at school and almost always look depressed, but they don't no they look that way. It may be because he is single, but who knows.One desire they have is to feel the soft hands of someone who loves him. This is not because he is creepy, but because his hands feel nothing but things that feel like sand paper. His weight also makes people wanting him to do laber. Jacobs don't have many friends and want more so go cheer him up.

People: How you doing Jacob?
Jacob: Good.
People: ( yeah right.)

by The two the many August 8, 2017