ass nail

*ass nail*; pronounced (*ahs*)-(*nael*)

The occurence of being fingered up the anus too vigorously by another individual (or by yourself) where a shard or a whole nail is left behind inside your anus.
eg. "What's taking you so long in the bathroom Andrea?"

"FUCK OFF MUM I'M SHITTING ASS NAILS
by DreyAndLanceTheAwesome. January 28, 2010
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glacier ass

Extra-large but soft and massively overflowing ass.
Check out the lady on the scooter! Her glacier ass is spilling over into aisle 4!
by Lothario the Scandalous November 03, 2014
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Captain Ass

Individual who goes out and beyond the call of duty to make a total asshole out of himself whether it be too much to drink or just in general acting like a real asshole..
Here we go again....Tommy's making Captain Ass again!!!!
by CYN1CAL MIKE July 29, 2009
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ass lap

An ass lap is when a girl has an ass so big that it creates a make-shift lap in the back which can be used as a shelf, or a inconvenient place for a cat to take a nap.
Hey, I set my beer down for a second and now it's gone. Did you see where it went?" "Yeah man, it's over there, you set it on Amanda's ass lap and she walked away." "Oh shit man, my bad.
by SameoldJake July 24, 2010
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Prison ass

When some dickhead acts like monumental tit so you gotta put a leash on them and prove your dominace so you warn them that tonight theyre gonna become your bitch
Oi. Shut the fuck up become i come over there and make you my prison ass tonight

Il turn your fat ass into a prison ass if you keep running your mouth

You wanna be my prison ass tonight
by Dirty micheal April 09, 2016
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moist ass

An ass that is the moistest
That moist ass is so moist, I thought I was at Miami Seaquarium
by SentientChair November 11, 2018
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ass clerk

a high level of ass hole, kind of like an ass hole but just worse.
"did you see that ass clerk just cut me off right there"

"the ass clerk at McDonald tried to give me the wrong change, what an ass!"
by goblowup808 April 12, 2010
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