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tank

tank is super duper cool. he has fun animations and is super nice to his friends. he is supportive and kind
oh wow you are being such an tank today! rock on!”
by slaughteredhorse June 24, 2021
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Tank-faced

Combines elements of both tanked and shit-faced. A supreme level of inebriation. Includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. Though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.
Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"

Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."
by H4MM3R December 28, 2008
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tinky tank

The drugged version of tinky winky with steroids.
Me: Who's tinky tank?
Him: The drugged version of tinky winky with steroids.
Me: OK👍
by Imthehamman May 24, 2023
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4d tank

When you masturbate to anal porn after taking a turd. Realism is everything! Get the real 4d experience.
My friend Luke said that if your Mrs won't do anal try having a 4d tank!
by The sausage October 16, 2019
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Timmy tank

A beautiful phrase created by a wonderful community of Timmy tankers online. Particularly abused by The Kingslayer, Ragnarhartwellgrimes, Dc tour guide and Robbstarkgoat: all disgusting little creatures who need a lobotomy. A Timmy tank was initially created by none other than the Kingslayer but has been adapted by his little minions over time. For example things such as the “Timmy tank engine” have been birthed to describe the word penis.
I’m off for a Timmy tank boys. Send Timmy tank material.
by The Timmy tickler April 7, 2024
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Tanked

: to fail at something pretty harshly

Metaphorically, "tank sinks to the bottom of the sea.
· Man, I tanked that quiz yesterday in Fischer's class; I didn't study at all.
by flunk April 16, 2014
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Touch And Tank

A rise in value to new high-water marks; followed by a precipitous drop.
$TSLA hit $325 today. My financial advisor told me to sell all my shares saying "This is a classic touch and tank, TSLA is way overbought and will crash soon once fundamental traders get a hold"
by BillyGoat18 August 2, 2017
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