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Ho-pourri

The combination of cheap perfumes that forms a putrid cloud of fragrences in the air, usually following groups of trashy club-goers.
"Oh, man. Get a load of this bunch coming at us! You think they're going to Whiskey Dick's to do jello shooters and try to get on Girls Gone Wild?! Oh my god, what's that smell?! I can't breathe! I *cough* CAN'T *cough* BREATHE!"

"Oh, yeah dude. That's the Ho-pourri cloud. It's what you get when you get a nice mix of cheap-ass knock-off perfumes."
by seventies_bush February 4, 2010
mugGet the Ho-pourrimug.

Brew Ho

A female that tries to hit up guys for free drinks at a bar.
Man look at this brew ho tryin to get free drinks.
by Chadalackin January 8, 2009
mugGet the Brew Homug.

Ho hug

Like a bro hug, but with a girl. A non-romantic hug with a lady friend.
Bro hug definition: A manly and heterosexual hug between two men. Works well as a greeting, goodbye, congratulation, etc. Other people may think it to be gay, but the two men know what it really means.
Man: Hey, what's up?
Woman: Great, man.
*Ho hug*
by stanleythedog September 2, 2013
mugGet the Ho hugmug.

schickaty ho

the label giving to girls of the slut origin who bounce from fraternity party to fraternity party. These girls are easily recognized by their skimpy clothing and their extreme willingness to sleep with anyone.
Look at that girl wearing a mini skirt and and boots when it's 40 degrees outside! That's because she is a schickaty ho!
by horsechick May 24, 2012
mugGet the schickaty homug.

ho-snagged

When you (or more usually, your loser roommate) hires a prostitute on Craigslist or other online website, and that prostitute steals something when he/she leaves.

The prostitute cannot be tracked down, thanks to the anonymity of the internet. You don't have a name, you don't know where they live, they are just gone. Anything can be ho-snagged, although small valuables that wont be missed until later are the most common: cellphones, netbooks, etc. However, if the john is into bondage, this allows the ho-snagger to take bigger ticket items: TVs, stereos, computers couches, etc.

The theft could occur afterwards as well, as the prostitute may just case the place during the initial business transaction.
"I used to have a nice stereo, but I went home to visit my folks last weekend and it got ho-snagged. I wish my dumbass roommate would stop hiring anonymous hookers from Craigslist!"
by Paradox_ March 23, 2010
mugGet the ho-snaggedmug.

Sleep Hoed

The act of sexual intercourse with a hoe that is asleep/passed out.
I saw Jen passed out on the couch last night so I Sleep Hoed her.

Bitch got Sleep Hoed at the dog house!
by JakieNarko November 22, 2013
mugGet the Sleep Hoedmug.

Armpit Ho

A person who loves sucking on armpits
This armpit ho is nasty
by ArmpitVabe April 18, 2020
mugGet the Armpit Homug.

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